when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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