you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
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You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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