That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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