Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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