The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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