I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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