so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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