Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I forgot how hot balto sounded
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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