I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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