The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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