maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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