I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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