what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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