I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
be right there i have to get my cape
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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