I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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