D3 body, D1 cock
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We have started to decorate penises.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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