dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
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worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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