I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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