so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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