I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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