I hate your face
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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