Just cropdusted the office
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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