it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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