I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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