If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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