I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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