just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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