the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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