Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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