I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I stole a fireplace last night.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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