this beer tastes like vomit already
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Drake has all the answers
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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