I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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