Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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