Duck Duck Cougar?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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