Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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