Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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