She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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