have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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