i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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