i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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