I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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