that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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