i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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