life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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