I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
tell me about the eggs
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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