careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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