Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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