The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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