Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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