But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
