is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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