Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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