Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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