I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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