i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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this hospital has no fireball
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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