Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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