summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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