I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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