absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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