is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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