haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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