Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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