Me too!
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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